Down the unwise lane

What happens when Susu drinks unfathomable amounts of Orange Vodka, as illustrated by the Hatch family. Stage 1: The Giggly Drunk First shot. Lying on the couch and falling over several times while having a giggle fit.   Stage 2: The Stubborn Drunk Second and third shots. Susu was tipsy by this time. Pong tried to give Susu water but Susu refused and threw it away. Stage 3: The Angry Drunk Fourth and fifth shots. Pong tried to take the cup and refill with water but Susu refused to let go of the cup and allegedly tried to punch Pong. Stage 4: The Dizzy Drunk Sixth shot. Susu was already pretty pissed ass drunk at this point and was talking shit. Also, more counts of Susu falling over and knocking her head on the armrest. Stage 5: The Sobbing Drunk Susu lay down on the couch quietly while completely wasted, but soon started sobbing.   Stage 6: The Crying Drunk The uncontrollable crying ensued, which lasted for more o

As you may or may not already know, I officially completed my Bachelor's degree in November 2014. The Sydney campus of Curtin University is a small one, so there is only one graduation ceremony held around early to mid-May annually. Now, I am entirely to blame for my own headache. Whilst snacking on gozleme in the Westfield Eastgardens food court, I received a text message from the campus staff. It was a reminder that the 9th January 2015 was the last day to register for the Sydney 2015 graduation ceremony, which was...TOMORROW. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. This is what happens when you procrastinate. Apparently this terrible habit of mine had inevitably transcended from my school/uni life to my daily life. My tendency to panic easily didn't help matters, but I tried my very best to remain calm in public. I decided to ring up the reception desk at campus to see what needed to be done. The phone signal was terrible in the food court, so I headed toward the bus stop a