The 7 Stages of Drunken Susu

What happens when Susu drinks unfathomable amounts of Orange Vodka, as illustrated by the Hatch family.


Stage 1: The Giggly Drunk

First shot. Lying on the couch and falling over several times while having a giggle fit.





 


Stage 2: The Stubborn Drunk

Second and third shots. Susu was tipsy by this time. Pong tried to give Susu water but Susu refused and threw it away.






Stage 3: The Angry Drunk

Fourth and fifth shots. Pong tried to take the cup and refill with water but Susu refused to let go of the cup and allegedly tried to punch Pong.








Stage 4: The Dizzy Drunk

Sixth shot. Susu was already pretty pissed ass drunk at this point and was talking shit. Also, more counts of Susu falling over and knocking her head on the armrest.





Stage 5: The Sobbing Drunk

Susu lay down on the couch quietly while completely wasted, but soon started sobbing.







 
Stage 6: The Crying Drunk
The uncontrollable crying ensued, which lasted for more or less a half an hour.







Stage 7: The Sleepy Drunk

Susu cried and cried on the couch, till Susu fell asleep for about an hour or so, before Pong finally woke her up.









(Original image link here.)

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